On Hold GROW AN ALIEN BOYFRIEND or GIRLFRIEND New Fun Novelty Growing UFO Monster Gag Gift

WE ARE FEATURING A NOVELTY UFO ALIEN INVASION, PROBING AND DOOM PARTY, BAR / PUB, CORPORATE OFFICE PRANK, COLLEGE EMBARRASSING REVENGE GIFT, OR SPECIAL OCCASION FUN JOKE GAG GIFT! DISCREETLY PLACE OUR GALACTIC ADVENTURE SEEKING NAUGHTY ALIEN IN WATER AND IT SLOWLY GROWS UP TO A BULGING 600% OF HIS ORIGINAL SIZE - SLOWLY GROWING AS YOU WATCH AND REACHING AN INTERGALACTIC MONOLITHIC SIZE AFTER 24-48 HOURS! CREATING A VERY UNUSUAL CONVERSATION STARTER OR A VERY EMBARASSING SITUATION FOR THE UNPREPARED.... PLEASE- NO MORE EMAILS ABOUT DANGEROUS OR UNFRIENDLY PRANKS PLAYED SUCH AS PLACING IN THE FRIDGE PITCHER, SINKS & TOILETS, GROCERY STORE OR 7-11 / CIRCLE K PRANKS, COLLEGE DORM OR SCHOOL PRANKS, or OFFICE WATER COOLER JOKES, HUMAN HYBRID OR CLOSE ENCOUNTER ABDUCTEE FANTASIES, OR ETC... THANK YOU! NEVER BE LONELY AGAIN / GROW AN ALIEN. BUT REMEMBER THAT THEY RUN IN PACKS AND THEY'RE NEVER ALONE! NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 6 YEARS OF AGE, NON-TOXIC, NOT TO BE INGESTED. OUR GROWING ALIEN WILL SLOWLY SHRINK BACK TO ITS TINY HUMANOID SIZE AS IT DRIES. Great for Office Desk Novelties and Collections! Shipping rates are for US and Canada only. Please contact us for Overseas sales and quantity purchase quotes. Thank You. (Green)