Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank by Erma Bombeck (1976)

The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
by Erma Bombeck
Illustrated by Judith Nilson
Published by Fawcett Publications, Inc. / A Fawcett Crest Book
Copyright: 1976

An expose to end all exposes -- the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway, and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.

Condition: Used. Paperback. The covers show wear, creasing and a bit of discoloration. Spine has reader's creases. Inside covers are discolored. Pages are darkening from age. Book opens to previously saved places in the book.

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